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"Momma Knows Less"

Once againMs. Field has bungled her award ceremony .At least this time she didn't indicate some deep set psychological need as she did with her last Oscar .Her psychobabble comparing the statue to some form of love giving, is legendary as a vapid bit of Hollywood pretense . In stead , this time she chose to set herself as a special leader of "motherhood ."                                                                                                                                                                                     Now my mother , all 90 pounds of her , was notone to mess with . A nurse with a lifelong desire to be a funeral director , she was always quick to remind us who carried the "big stick ." The hedge outside was also conducive to citing right from wrong if the need be there .She was a loving mother alone ,who won the war on whatever she saw as needing it .                                                                                                                                                                                                              I have all the faith in the world that the Muslim is in great luck that she is unavailable .I also think Ms. Field's dysfunctional embouchure of a sort , would would arouse the ire of this miniature  patriot .She had lost her twin brother in WWII and was a proud female member in good standing of the " Greatest Generation ".                                                                                                                                                                                       Now in comparison , we have a child of Hollywood whose recent commercial indicates she has little time for even a once a month pill  , but seemingly is able to spend a great amount of time changing clothes . Her recent rant  was more like a combination of a Daffy Duck , Porky Pig , and Kanye West  rap .                                                                                                                                                                                                          We must admit , in her "epic " t.v. work , she at least shown some degree of decency . She never flew as a nun without her undies and she only rode the waves as gidget .Cowabunga !!                                                                                                                                                                             As so many in LA La land , she has no understanding of life over the mountains unless it's in the script . Her world cannot be bothered by messy ol beheadings , raving  lunatics over cartoons or books , and human bombs . "I'll have a white wine spritzer please .", is so much better !                                                                                                                                                                                                       Oh about those human bombs .It seems that families and those Muslim war hating mothers  , are very happy to send their young to do Allah's work . That is of course , to send little Omar's D.N.A and body parts to Heaven mixed withas many others as possible . Then , he gets his reward of 72 virgins and makes mom proud ! Allahu Ackbar mom !!
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caput mortuum

        Ah Autumn! Osama the cave dweller is able to stretch his legs and walk about.  The heat has dissipated and a chill is in the air.  No wait.  It's not a chill he smells, but air without the stench of his goats and sheep and wives in the shady cave.
     It is with a heavy heart he sees the season change.  The soft green leaves have become dry, crisp, and easily crushed.  His wives, are out of Midol.   Listerine and toothpaste are long gone.  Recipes for goat and sheep have begun to repeat as has his stomach.  Explosive gas at least, can now follow the wind.  
     The summer though hot, had its moments.   The great feeling of joining in with the stoning of a young, evil woman who had the audiacity to be raped by her uncle and his friends.  The many games of his youth; "Pin the Tale on the Jew", "  Kamikaze Hosni and his Vest of Many Surprises", and the new one, "Bowling for Buildings."
     His wives had complained till he dyed his hair to look younger and more  "vital"   than that young  "Kush"Padilla.   They made him flatbreads covered with bee pollen and goat sweetmeats on the side.  But he dreamed of "Viagra" and a young woman covered to her eyes, but awoke to the same, toothless grins of old.
     He had done all he could to make Allah happy.   Five times a day, nose  on the rugs.   Read the Koran and bobbed till he ached.   Beat his wives, practiced beheading techniques, target shooting at the clouds, and yelling "Allah Akhbar!"  as the women whistled their happy tune.   Why hasn't he conquered the   "The American Devil?"
     But his  other true happiness came via satellite disc watching the Democrats DEMAND DEFEAT!    Such joy that he waved his sword in happiness.   The only other show to brilng such joy was "The View".   If only they were correctly clothed and he could lash them!   Allah Akbar Baby!!!
     Oh how he though of the good old days and ways in Saudi Arabia.   No women drivers, public beheading, pure women fully covered and veiled.   The daily scourging of the wives and the impure.   A good cup of coffee and hate filled discourse with other men and about destroying Israel and the evil U. S.       
     But now it's heading towards winter.   Once again snow and cold winds instead of the great warm sand.   At least a new season  on t.v.   He'd watch to see how the West has become.   The unclothed, the unclean, and another  unfair vote like the one that defeated Sanjaya!   They are truly corrupt!    Allaj Albar!                          
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Sick Bird?

Dear Reader ; (You know who you are !)       Somewhere at some recent time , perhaps due to Mr.Clinton's attempt to evade reality , truth , or that size matters , we began to see the rule of law diminish . Now it  has been twisted , torn, emasculated , and downright flushed ! Illegal had always referred to breaking some law . It seems t hat it now has more reference to a sick bird .(Although looking at it in an odd angle , one might notice the ol` eagle has developed optical problems and an acute cough .)                 Ignorance of the law was never a legal argument or excuse . As we see now , outright disregard is an acceptable position of people sworn to uphold the laws . Working hard has become a legal argument and issue instead of a social one . I have no  doubt that the illegal aliens that are criminals work very hard at their chosen fields as well !         Those who have chosen to follow the legal route , must wonder why they took the time , effort , cost and such , when the backstroke , hike , or run is so much easier ! It also affords them the pity they would need for succor and political grandstanding !        It is so often heard ,"They do work others won't do !". This is true to the extent they work at lower pay and take jobs from our legal citizens . One also must ponder , if they live in squalor built by themselves , then why should we conclude they have the knowledge to facilitate construction here ? How does one light bulb give understanding of a whole system ? Does a hole outback really teach one to be a plumber ?  Even if they've qualified to do these and more , don't we need to know who they are ?        Our cities, states and nation  are paying a high cost for such low cost work . Education ,medical expenses and new varities of disease, prison enlargement , gang violence , drug muleing , government documentation in Spanish and eventually others , lack of insurance for autos etc. ,and even simple graffitti are just some of the things being given for the lower cost of labor !        As one of Irish heritage I am aware we have a few who sneak in . They too must  find the legal path to "come on in" .             And now as is well known , "An Irishman is never completely  at peace except when he's fighting ." The bell has rung and I must lay down the shillelagh till the next one . A dram of Guinness and Bushmill's awaits !  Don
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