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on Monday, September 17, 2007 3:24:27 PM
Ah Autumn! Osama the cave dweller is able to stretch his legs and walk about. The heat has dissipated and a chill is in the air. No wait. It's not a chill he smells, but air without the stench of his goats and sheep and wives in the shady cave.
It is with a heavy heart he sees the season change. The soft green leaves have become dry, crisp, and easily crushed. His wives, are out of Midol. Listerine and toothpaste are long gone. Recipes for goat and sheep have begun to repeat as has his stomach. Explosive gas at least, can now follow the wind.
The summer though hot, had its moments. The great feeling of joining in with the stoning of a young, evil woman who had the audiacity to be raped by her uncle and his friends. The many games of his youth; "Pin the Tale on the Jew", " Kamikaze Hosni and his Vest of Many Surprises", and the new one, "Bowling for Buildings."
His wives had complained till he dyed his hair to look younger and more "vital" than that young "Kush"Padilla. They made him flatbreads covered with bee pollen and goat sweetmeats on the side. But he dreamed of "Viagra" and a young woman covered to her eyes, but awoke to the same, toothless grins of old.
He had done all he could to make Allah happy. Five times a day, nose on the rugs. Read the Koran and bobbed till he ached. Beat his wives, practiced beheading techniques, target shooting at the clouds, and yelling "Allah Akhbar!" as the women whistled their happy tune. Why hasn't he conquered the "The American Devil?"
But his other true happiness came via satellite disc watching the Democrats DEMAND DEFEAT! Such joy that he waved his sword in happiness. The only other show to brilng such joy was "The View". If only they were correctly clothed and he could lash them! Allah Akbar Baby!!!
Oh how he though of the good old days and ways in Saudi Arabia. No women drivers, public beheading, pure women fully covered and veiled. The daily scourging of the wives and the impure. A good cup of coffee and hate filled discourse with other men and about destroying Israel and the evil U. S.
But now it's heading towards winter. Once again snow and cold winds instead of the great warm sand. At least a new season on t.v. He'd watch to see how the West has become. The unclothed, the unclean, and another unfair vote like the one that defeated Sanjaya! They are truly corrupt! Allaj Albar!